April 5, 2004 Issue

Cover Story
Miracle on Second Avenue
After more than 80 years of conflicts and delays, the Second Avenue subway seemed an urban myth. Now insiders say the MTA could break ground as early as next year and change the face of the city forever.
Features
Underground Man
Real-estate tycoon Peter Kalikow is rewriting his legacy by presiding over the biggest expansion of New York’s transit system in 60 years. And the Second Avenue subway is only part of the MTA chairman’s plan.
The New Offensive Line
A new batch of crass, anti-p.c. rogues are mounting a full-scale takeover of the city’s rebounding comedy market—and their white-guy audiences are loving every minute.
The House of Sprouse
Stephen Sprouse was a protégé of Halston’s, image- maker for Debbie Harry, a friend of Warhol’s, and an inspiration for Marc Jacobs. He brokered the fusion of art, rock, and fashion, but he died more cult figure than the legend he aspired to be.
Sexless in Manhattan
Confessions of a frustrated spouse.
Departments
Letters to the Editor
Readers sound off on the many sides of bipolarity and its treatment.
Smart City
The Good Martha
Let us now praise Martha’s goods (seriously)
Best Bets
Shades, shoes, and more—in glittering gold
Plus: This week's sale listings
Deal of the Week
Old-school ’ROOS
Ask New York
My 8-year-old daughter has an ugly habit of shoveling cereal into her mouth, then dribbling the milk. Her friends applaud her, and I can’t stop her. Where can she go for etiquette lessons?
Party Pleats
For Spring at last pleated skirts that go below the knee, fifties-style.
Intelligencer
Intelligencer Gossip
The Harvard Club, The Kozlowski Sisters, Martha Stewart Biographers, Tom Scott, Hamptons TV, Denise Rich...
Big Question
First O’Neill. Now Clarke. Whose Bush tell-all is next?
Plum Blossoms
“It”-girl author Plum Sykes worries about what to wear to her book parties.
Spiking Heels
The rising euro has U.S. shoe designers worried about slipping profits.
Direct-Deposit Marketing
To woo Manhattanites, Wachovia bank tries guerrilla tactics.
Bases Loaded
The steroids controversy in baseball continues to rageexcept among young fans.
The Boys From Bethlehem
After The Passion, here comes scripts about Christ clones
Columnists
The Bottom Line
These days, “accounting irregularities” can mean not “sell,” but “buy”
Cityside
After four deaths at NYU, suicide is anything but painless
The Help Desk
Noisy eaters, overeager assistants and one woman with too many men.
Critics
Television
Peter Jennings on Jesus
Movies
The Coen brothers go Southern gothic
Books
A personal take on the mystery of pop music
Theater
Celebs derail the classic Twentieth Century
Art
The Met’s magnificent “Byzantium”
Classical Music
Karita Mattila sings a chilling Salome
Dance
Twyla Tharp’s Pergolesi is born again
Restaurants
The city’s first gastro-pub: the Spotted Pig
The Week
Restaurant Openings & Buzz
This week's openings include Miss Williamsburg Portavia, Zeytin, and Indigo Indian Bistro. Plus, Gael enjoys Amuse's sampling options.
Rocks On
Alexis Bittar’s first store sparkles in Soho.
Top 5: Reel Rhythms Film Festival
The soundtrack’s the thing at the “Reel Rhythms” Film Festival.
Something's Gotta Give on DVD
New this week: Something's Gotta Give, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of Sand and Fog and more.
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