February 16, 2009 Issue

Cover Story
Timing Is Everything
Demetri Martin doesn’t do political humor. But he may be the Barack Obama of comedy—a cerebral stand-up whose moment (in the form of Important Things With Demetri Martin, on Comedy Central) has arrived just in time. By Adam Sternbergh
On the Cover: Photograph by Jake Chessum for New York Magazine. Grooming by Sarah Potempa/The Wall Group.
Features
Freakoutonomics
Few are feeling the city’s economic pain as acutely as shopkeepers, restaurant proprietors, and small-business owners. Amid eerily empty sidewalks and race-to-the-bottom sales, the questions are: What will it take for them to survive? And how are you doling out your dollars?
How Tweet It Is
Sure, the Twitter guys still have no idea how to make money off their fabulous invention. But for now they are living in a dreamworld of infinite possibilities, maybe the last one on Earth.
Intelligencer
D.C. vs. NYC: The Poll
Has the balance of power (and the high spirits) really shifted southward?
Commonwealth
Sure, we want to see Wall Street humbled. But beggaring these guys is bad for New York.
Actual Price
Art world fears Brandeis sale.
Enronball
The Mets get your taxes whether you like it or not.
The Neighborhood News
Our roundup of news from around the city.
Wilde Times
The huge legacy of a small bookshop.
148 Minutes With Agyness Deyn
The British model treats her lingerie like a parka—and almost forgets Fashion Week.
Peter Gravelle, Vicious Enabler
It’s been 30 years since Peter Gravelle handed his friend Sid Vicious his last half-gram of heroin.
South Fork Summer Shuffle for Gere
Richard Gere seems to like keeping his brokers busy.
No Dogs on the Runway
The recession ended plans for a spring version of Pet Fashion Week.
Back and Forth
We asked Lindsay Price and Josh Radnor about the battle of the sexes.
Gleendilys Inoa
Her performance in Don’t Let Me Drown has given her a first taste of movie stardom.
Columns
The Quickie Honeymoon
Obama runs the risk (already!) of seeming same-old, same-old.
Strategist
Best Bets
Sex paintings, coffee lessons, and more.
The Look Book
“I’m in a Kyocera ad for color copiers. I’m the head guy coming in to pick up his color copiers.”
I Slept on 100 Mattresses
Staying in bed is a particularly attractive idea right now. But what kind?
What I’d Get for You
We complete the Valentine’s Day shopping list for three still-very-enamored couples.
The Underground Gourmet Review
A new wave of restaurants aim to become a weekly habit.
Restaurant Openings
Week of February 16, 2009: Spunto and Butcher Bay.
The Urban Forager
In winter, we’ll take our veggies dried, dehydrated, and frozen.
In Season
Chocolate might always be in season, but never more so than in mid-February.
Cocoa Locals
New York’s new batch of chocolate-makers create their own semi-sweet signatures.
The Little Guy’s Doing Okay
Studio apartments aren’t faring as badly as bigger ones. Why?
Culture
Split Personality
Joss Whedon attempts to play it safe and weird with Dollhouse.
The Movie Review
Capitalism light (Confessions of a Shopaholic) and dark (Gomorrah).
The Newfangled, Unsatisfying Romantic Comedy: A Rant
Dirty Dancing was my first.
One Hell of a Mother
Eugene O’Neill’s Mourning becomes Lili Taylor.
The Theater Review
Comic man-child Will Ferrell takes his perfect role to Broadway.
The Conversation
What do you get when a classically trained musician composes for a post-punker?
The Book Review
A new novel declares war on apolitical fiction. And wins by losing.
Mob Tied: Josh Bazell
Josh Bazell started writing his debut novel, Beat the Reaper, while studying medicine at Columbia.
Down With the Cube!
White Columns’ anniversary show is a vital reminder that galleries can (and should) enliven art.
A Forest in the Subway
Mike and Doug Starn spoke to New York about their new work.
Agenda
Love Bites
It’s true that some people would rather chew on broken glass than book a table for Valentine’s Day.
Departments
Comments: Week of February 16, 2009
Readers sound off on Sully, Stuy Town, and more.
The Approval Matrix: Week of February 16, 2009
Our deliberately oversimplified guide to who falls where on our taste hierarchies.
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