Sign Language

Cabbie Wave
vehicular derogatory:
“Cut me off, I cut you off.”





Cut Throat
barroom belittling:
“Better believe it.”





Crotch Grab
genitalized naysay:
“Some of this.”





Throat Slit
funereal dismissal:
“Where you breathe.”





Up Yours
buzz-off maximus:
“Your face, my ass.”





Ungifted
feminine rejoinder:
“Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny.”





Illustrations by William van Roden

Sign Language