Nan Kempner, author, R.S.V.P.: "I don't think any of us are in a position to tell people what to do with their money."
Mayer Rus, design editor, House & Garden: "I'd annex Jeffrey and turn it into a home for all the tranny hookers chased out of New York during the Giuliani administration."
Thora Birch, actress, Ghost World: "Resurrect drive-in theaters in New York. They're needed once again."
Lou Dobbs, managing editor, Lou Dobbs Moneyline: "How about leather-and-mahogany upgrades to the subway cars he says he'll be riding once elected?"
Ben Stein, host, Win Ben Stein's Money: "Buy all copies of The Rules and Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, and anything by anyone from the Indian subcontinent who claims to know anything at all about relationships, and throw them in a landfill in New Jersey."
Horace Madison, celebrity business manager: "He should put a portion of it toward a think tank to solve the city's problems. And we'd make him sign a 'stupid letter' saying that he knows he'll probably lose the money."