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Whom would you clone, and why?


Gilbert Gottfried, comedian: "I can't come up with a funny response, but if you make a clone of me, I am certain he'll come up with something really clever."

Dr. Ruth Westheimer, sex doctor: "Absolutely nobody, because the idea that somebody else could be Dr. Ruth is unacceptable."

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, teen twins: "Prince William, so we can each have one of him!"

Scarlett Johansson, actress, Ghost World: "What are the Olsen twins talking about? I want Patrick Swayze from the Dirty Dancing/Road House days. We need more of him. It would better the human race."

Haley Joel Osment, actor: "Job. This time around, give the poor guy a break."

Ahmed Best, actor, Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones: "Jimi Hendrix would be the cat. Music, especially hip-hop, would be completely different if he hadn't died when he did. As for Jar Jar, Anakin got himself a nice queen. Jar Jar would like a little Padmé Amidala for himself."


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