Poor Rudy: Giuliani's $600-an-hour divorce attorney Raoul Felder claims the mayor has only $7,000 in his bank account. By the way, what's seven grand plus a $3 million book deal?
Bloomberg's ego: In a London interview, the billionaire mayoral hopeful compares himself to JFK and says voters will be attracted to his wealth. Someone tell Mike that the attraction-to-wealth thing only works at Lotus.
So long, Rosie: O'Donnell says she'll leave New York and her talk show in May 2002 to launch a reality-based game show in Orlando. Since when did Orlando have anything to do with reality?
Summer in the city: The season officially begins on June 21. Which is the same day Peter Vallone switches to his hot-weather toupee.
Baby J.Lo: Rumors persist that the diva's pregnancy by boyfriend Cris Judd has forced her to drop out of Anaconda 2. Apparently, even the fetus was demanding rewrites.