Caymanhattan Island: Parks Commissioner Henry Stern decides that the cayman found in the Harlem Meer shouldn’t be shipped to Florida but should stay in one of the city’s zoos. Apparently, it wanted to be close to its siblings at Manolo Blahnik.
Courtside inflation: The Knicks raise the prices for their premium courtside seats to $1,600 a game. At these prices, Spike Lee and Woody Allen are going to need a hit to pay for theirs.
Mets superstar dyes hair: Catcher Mike Piazza tries to shake up his struggling team with new, platinum-blond locks. It did so much for Dennis Rodman’s career.
The dawn of DWP: The New York State Legislature votes to make it illegal to use a handheld cell phone while driving a car. Now New Yorkers will have both hands free to give one another
the finger.
The other Clinton’s lusts: A supermarket tabloid reports that Hillary Clinton lusts after Senate majority leader Tom Daschle. And it’s getting kinky – she asked him to bring along the House whip.