• Peter Gatien's deportation case:
  O Canada -- revenge at last for Jim Carrey.

• Rocky, the musical:
  Finally, the Broadway vehicle Tony Danza has been looking for.

• Roger Clinton accused of taking money from the Gambino family:
  They're making a movie about Roger called The Dumbbrother.

• New York City announces it will start towing diplomats' cars that have more than $230 worth of parking tickets:
  Leading to a series of spy-plane-like international incidents at the car pound.

• Robert Iler, mugger:
  What's worse, the people he robbed called his performance stiff and unconvincing.

• Yankees and Mets ask the governor for $300 million in highway and subway improvements:
  Of course, they could always use the cash for two more pitchers and a shortstop.

• Joe Torre picks seven Yankees for All-Star team:
  Well, it beats learning new players' names.

Related:

• Archive: “G Spots”
• Articles by Guy Nicolucci
• Table of Contents: Jul 16, 2001 issue of New York | Subscribe!