Feature

Audubon to the Autobahn

By Lissa Townsend Rodgers

Vroom! This summer there seem to be more motorcycles than ever zipping by -- whether you're on the FDR or the L.I.E. Leading some motorists to wonder: Who are all these bikers, anyway? And if they were in a West Side Story– style battle for control of the South Fork, which "gang" might win?

Classic Hells Angel
Type of ride
Ancient, lovingly maintained Harleys ("they don't make 'em like that anymore").
Identifying plumage
The same gray hair and paunches seen on many of our senators.
Where found
Mostly just kickin' back outside the East 3rd Street clubhouse.
Likely companion
"Well, the old lady hasn't been riding much since the kids left home."
Role model
Still Angel Godfather Sonny Barger, man.

Harlem Knights
Type of ride
Kawasaki Ninja or Suzuki Katana "crotch rocket" in bright heraldic colors.
Identifying plumage
Intricate color-block leather jacket perfectly matching the bike.
Where found
Traveling in packs of 100-plus down 125th Street on a Sunday afternoon.
Likely companion
J.Lo wannabe -- and if it's serious, she'll get her nails done to match the jacket.
Role model
Motorcycle-ridin' ladies' man Tyrese.

Master of the Universe Biker
Type of ride
2002 Indian Chief -- retailing for upwards of $20,000.
Identifying plumage
Gucci shades, Hugo Boss jacket, Cole Haan boots.
Where found
Tearing into a 32-ounce steak at the Palm after a leisurely sunset ride on Long Island.
Likely companion
Second wife.
Role model
Malcolm Forbes (with Elizabeth Taylor).

Off-Duty Officers
Type of ride
BMW with patriotic bumper sticker.
Identifying plumage
Members Only and a mustache.
Where found
Meeting at the diner before the annual Toys for Tots ride.
Likely companion
"Today's for rolling with my buddies from the precinct."
Role model
Well, it sure ain't Robert Blake in Electra Glide in Blue anymore . . .