Michael Musto, Village Voice columnist: “After making up at a romantic performance of The Boy From Oz, they should remarry and have all the guests throw lamps instead of rice.”
Karen Finley, who’s channeled Liza onstage: “Now might be a good time for that reality-TV show.”
Donald Trump: “David should make passionate love to Liza as a show of good faith and friendship. Then he should drop his demand for the 10 million bucks.”
Dr. Joyce Brothers: “If I were Liza, I would spend the money to send him to another country on the condition that he never return.”
Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club: “Nude fighting, maybe with an Internet simulcast.”
Michael West, Liza impersonator: “He should get custody of Lorna, but only if he loses.”
Don King, boxing promoter: “I’d be happy to mediate. We will bring it to the floor and resolve it with love, kisses, and understanding, and if that don’t work, get in the ring and make it a lovers’ quarrel with 22-ounce gloves. If she’s got the bottle, we can get him some headgear and see if we can’t put them on an equal playing field. But Liza’s a slam dunk. She’s a fait accompli.”
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