Who: Apocalypse Wow
What: Downtowners who want to make war protesting hip, not the province of aging hippies and Oberlin students.
Why: They loathe patchouli.
Where: So, for that first outing, bearing wigs and cocktails, they hit D.C. "If it takes mimosas to get overeducated and ambitious New Yorkers to debate geopolitics, fantastic!" says Nerve.com's Rufus Griscom.
When: For their next gig, see apocalypsewow.org.