In what seemed at times like some pathetic, nation-wide contest to utter the dumbest, sleaziest, most ill-informed comment about the latest White House mess, Dick Morris produced like an all-star player. There he was, the architect of President Clinton’s family-values platform and an equally accomplished sex addict, confiding to an audience of millions the secret behind the scandal: Maybe, just maybe, Hillary’s a lesbian! It seemed like a move of puerile desperation. But was it? Morris is Clinton’s friend, or wants to be, and heaven knows he can be shrewd. So perhaps his was not a regrettable blunder at all, but rather, part of a left-wing conspiracy. The president’s willing-of-spirit if weak-of-flesh servant was diverting the nation’s attention by making himself look even more disgraceful than Clinton ever could. Brilliant, Dick, positively brilliant.