The product No-Gas Giuliani is not, as you might suspect, a special antacid sold on the black market to cabdrivers, street vendors, and shaggy sidewalk artists suffering from mayorally induced gastrointestinal trauma. It is, rather, a leading antacid sold in Italy -- the Rolaids of Rome. It got us thinking about products that might help other New Yorkers suffering from mayoral agita.
NO-LEASH GIULIANI: Special device for city dog owners. Sensor attached to pet collar picks up presence of Parks officers so owners can slap on a leash fast.
NO-BOSS GIULIANI: Concrete pylons to be deployed across Tenth Avenue as last-ditch effort by desperate West Siders to block ground breaking for new Yankee Stadium.
NO-BUZZ GIULIANI: For drunk drivers fearing impoundment, a tincture designed to fool Breathalyzer tests.
NO-HEART GIULIANI: Protein-rich nutritional supplement for children of workfare participants.
NO-MORE GIULIANI: Powerful sedative for those who wish to sleep out balance of mayor's term.
Email
Print
The Transformation of TV Into an Art Form
The Draw of Dream Worlds in Film
Gosselin, Prince of the Professional Nobodies
A Decade of Defining Moments in Pop Culture
The Invention of New York's Local Cuisine 
Thirty-Five Short-Lived Looks of the Decade
Two Views of a Swath of the Upper West Side
An Older Generation Moves Into Williamsburg
Ten Years That Changed Everything
A Generation of Overparenting
The Sports Rivalry of the Decade
What Is the Point of the United States Senate? 
