August 30, 2004
What's Your Survival Tip for the Convention?
Internet Guru, Agent Provocateur
Avoid all parties, functions, and gatherings that promise to include more than 35 people.
Television Host, Former Nixon Speechwriter
Avoid all Broadway shows. They're wildly overpriced and are usually just pale imitations of the originals they seek to revive.
Ignore the press, don't worry too much, and try to have a very good time.