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How can you tell a straight-male customer from a cross-dresser?
No. 1 criterion
for straight men: Is it hot? Which translates into: Can
I see her nipples? Cross-dressing men are meticulous and look for other sizes.
What’s your sales strategy?
If a heavier woman comes
in, I don’t just come out
with the large. If she asks
for a small, I give her a small.
Any tips for avoiding
self-loathing while trying
on lingerie?
When trying
on a bra, scoop your breasts up to the middle so your nipples face forward like headlights.


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