The Third Way There are Republicans and Democrats. And then there are New Yorkers. By Alexandra Marshall           Republicans   Democrats   New Yorkers   Thing You Pretend to Care About   The Middle Class   The Poor   The Rest of the Country   Secret Source of Shame   Racists   Teamsters   The Hilton Sisters   First People You Screw Over   Libertarians   African-Americans   Cabbies   You've Finally Turned Your Back on...   David Duke   Ralph Nader   Liza Minnelli   Trophy Blonde   Ann Coulter   Vanessa Kerry   Ashley Olsen   Fallen Icon   Newt Gingrich   Marion Barry   Woody Allen   Grumpy Old Man   Dick Cheney   Robert Byrd   Lou Reed   Embarrasing Relative   Neil Bush   Teresa Heinz Relative   Kimora Lee Simons   Costliest Mistake   Watergate   Monicagate   The Time Warner Center   Great Get!   Zell Miller   Howard Stern   A-Rod   Power Behind the Throne   Karl Rove   George Soros   Harvey Weinstein   In-House Diva   Joan Rivers   Barbra Streisand   Rudy Giuliani   Bartender's Nightmare   The Bush Twins   The Kennedys   Steve Dunleavy   Belle-Lettrist   Norman Podhoretz   Graydon Carter   Cindy Adams   Sketchy Socialite   Arianna Huffington   Arianna Huffington   Fabian Basabe       Published on August 31, 2004.