Guys Thirsty for Nudes Will Do Pretty Much Anything, Including Smear Mustard on Their Faces

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Sexting is difficult. I mean, I wouldn’t know, but that’s what I hear. It’s difficult to put yourself out there without a guarantee of receiving something in return. Men sometimes feel entitled to nude photographs (thanks, patriarchy) and are unsure of what to do when rebuffed. The bargaining process is tense, with a lot of back and forth, but both parties have, on occasion, been able to reach a mutually agreeable outcome.

Case in point: this Imgur collection of dudes willing to do anything for nudes. (Standard Imugr-screenshots-of-texts disclosure: There is a decent chance these are fake, though God kows why.) Here are the things men are willing to smear on their bodies in exchange for some sexts: mustard, a fried egg, human excrement. Click through the gallery below to see.

In honor of the stringcheese guy, here are three more desperate guys willing to do anything for nudes

As Sun Tzu wrote in The Art of War, “All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.”