The Best of the Fake Star Wars Opening Crawls Meme


In retrospect, we should have expected this. The iconic opening crawl of Star Wars is so well-known, and so easily manipulable, that it was inevitable that people would find a way to riff on it.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away 


[cue John Williams score]

You’re getting excited just thinking about it.

And then …

Lucasfilm itself made it extremely easy by supplying its own Star Wars Crawl Creator. And so the web got to work, forging new memes from the rough, unrefined cyberore.