The Best of the Fake Star Wars Opening Crawls Meme

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In retrospect, we should have expected this. The iconic opening crawl of Star Wars is so well-known, and so easily manipulable, that it was inevitable that people would find a way to riff on it.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away 

STAR WARS

[cue John Williams score]

You’re getting excited just thinking about it.

And then …

http://finndamerons.tumblr.com/post/135498480951

Lucasfilm itself made it extremely easy by supplying its own Star Wars Crawl Creator. And so the web got to work, forging new memes from the rough, unrefined cyberore.

http://deadlinejon.tumblr.com/post/135418243884/exclusive-look-at-the-opening-of-star-wars-episode
http://pepitamia.tumblr.com/post/135629356994
http://laughterkey.com/post/135443221622
http://basicallywegetonreallywell.tumblr.com/post/135559620240
http://imagine-jim-bones-and-spock.tumblr.com/post/135609187010
http://phonesignal.tumblr.com/post/135635924646
http://weirdbuzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/135460012914/so-good-to-see-this-back-in-the-theaters
http://drylandisnotamyth.tumblr.com/post/135272158207/i-never-noticed-this-before
http://forcewakens.tumblr.com/post/135584928705
http://memedocumentation.tumblr.com/post/135709863105