Raccoon Loses His Cotton Candy, and in the Process Learns a Lesson Both Practical and Philosophical

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This raccoon just wanted to enjoy some cotton candy, but ended up mystified and bewildered instead.

You might think that this raccoon’s first mistake was putting the cotton candy in the water but you would be wrong. This raccoon’s first mistake was opting for cotton candy at all. That stuff’s not even filling. Cotton candy is made by clowns at carnivals for clowns at carnivals. End of debate.

An auspicious start to 2016 for this raccoon. Best of luck next year, in 362 days, chump.