Which One of These Donald Trump Freedom Kids EDM Remixes Is the Most Fire Emoji?

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The breakout act of the 2016 campaign season so far has been the USA Freedom Kids, a trio of girls who performed before a Donald Trump rally, refusing to apologize for American liberties and pledging that “President Donald Trump knows how to make America great.”

The performance quickly went viral — “children performing jingoistic anthems” is a potent subgenre. And whenever a song goes viral, there’s a decent chance someone will remix it. So I headed over to SoundCloud to see what was up.

TRUMP make future funk great again !” by Aqua Fina

Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This one’s pretty good! It takes the guitar riff from “Heart of Glass,” which is great, and the outro remix of Trump saying “bing” and “bong” is funny. I enjoyed this. I would put this on at a party to see if anyone noticed what it was.

Turn Up for Trump” by Groves

Rating: 🔥🔥🔥

I liked the incorporation of Rae Sremmurd into this one, and I liked the beat.

Trinity Phillips Trump Remix” by Trinity Phillips EDM

Rating: 🔥

No. This is just a record skipping for three minutes. I spent three minutes waiting for the drop. It never came.

The Freedom Girls - Donald Trump Jam (Vakanz Remix)” by Vakanz

Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I just love wobble bass.

Donald Trump and the Freedom Kids - Freedom and Liberty” by Ripley Knoxxville

Rating: 🔥🔥

This one doesn’t really go anywhere. A very middle-of-the-road track. Good album art though.

Donald Trump USA Freedom Kids - Industrial Remix” by Monaghan

Rating: 🔥🔥🔥

This seems like a song that the seniors on my soccer team would listen to at the back of the bus on the way to a game. I would listen to this to set the pace during a brisk jog.