The breakout act of the 2016 campaign season so far has been the USA Freedom Kids, a trio of girls who performed before a Donald Trump rally, refusing to apologize for American liberties and pledging that “President Donald Trump knows how to make America great.”
The performance quickly went viral — “children performing jingoistic anthems” is a potent subgenre. And whenever a song goes viral, there’s a decent chance someone will remix it. So I headed over to SoundCloud to see what was up.
“TRUMP make future funk great again !” by Aqua Fina
This one’s pretty good! It takes the guitar riff from “Heart of Glass,” which is great, and the outro remix of Trump saying “bing” and “bong” is funny. I enjoyed this. I would put this on at a party to see if anyone noticed what it was.
“Turn Up for Trump” by Groves
I liked the incorporation of Rae Sremmurd into this one, and I liked the beat.
“Trinity Phillips Trump Remix” by Trinity Phillips EDM
No. This is just a record skipping for three minutes. I spent three minutes waiting for the drop. It never came.
“The Freedom Girls - Donald Trump Jam (Vakanz Remix)” by Vakanz
I just love wobble bass.
“Donald Trump and the Freedom Kids - Freedom and Liberty” by Ripley Knoxxville
This one doesn’t really go anywhere. A very middle-of-the-road track. Good album art though.
“Donald Trump USA Freedom Kids - Industrial Remix” by Monaghan
This seems like a song that the seniors on my soccer team would listen to at the back of the bus on the way to a game. I would listen to this to set the pace during a brisk jog.