11 Actually Useful New Facebook Reactions

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By now you’ve had a few hours to adjust to the five new Facebook reactions that were introduced today. You can finally say that stuff makes you angry! But there are still a lot of Facebook-related feelings that don’t have buttons yet. Hopefully these will make it into the next batch.

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Eye-roll.

Self-explanatory. This is particularly useful in an election year.

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Barf.

This is useful for when someone posts injury photos, but also for when your ex gets engaged.

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I’m drunk-browsing.

Have you ever clicked “like” on a post, woken up the next day, and thought, Oh no no no no no no. This is like that all in one step.

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I’m looking forward to you deleting this in four hours.

You know a post is bad, but this is a lesson they need to learn for themselves.

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Hacked?

For when your friend is hawking “OAKLEYS SALE 20% OFF.”

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So glad you commented on this post, Mom.

For anyone who has ever been tagged in a photo and then their mom showed up in the comments with something like “Handsome!” or “Looks like a fun time!”

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You’re much better-looking now than when I knew you, and I would like to reconnect.

For when you can’t resist a thirst trap.

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I don’t care about you, but the dog in this photo is A++++

Look, some of us — I won’t say who — are only on Facebook to keep tabs on our friends’ dogs.

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Please stop posting about Monsanto — we get it.

We all know that one friend.

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This thing you’re posting is clearly very important to you and I want to acknowledge that, but at the same time I find your enthusiasm baffling.

This reaction could be more universally applicable than the “like.”

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Existential despair.

This reaction is definitely more universally applicable than the “like.”