This Guy’s Terrifying Prank: Fill a Subway Car With a Flock of Seagulls

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This weekend, an Australian by the name of Chris Harrigan shared an anecdote straight out of Finding Nemo that involved a man, a train, a flock of seagulls, and a plate of fish and chips.

What happened after the train doors closed is unclear (as is, we should note, the veracity of the story itself). Presumably, given their captive audience, the seagulls yelled, “Attention, ladies and gentlemen … It’s showtime!” and then performed an unimpressive break-dance routine while all of the passengers avoided eye contact.

Man Terrifies Train With a Flock of Seagulls