What I’m Hoping to See on Kim Kardashian’s Brand-new Snapchat

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If you’re like most of America and require a constant stream of piping-hot Kim Kardashian content, great news: She got a Snapchat today. Considering a nude selfie landed her in the middle of a media shitstorm with people like Bette Midler and Piers Morgan already this week, doubling down and joining the app most famous for how it revolutionized sexting is a pretty elegant “fuck you.”

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The tweet announcing her Snapchat handle came after Kim dropped a blog post for International Women’s Day, addressing Twitter’s problem with her naked body head-on: “I will not live my life dictated by the issues you have with my sexuality.”

Like most of her accounts, it’s safe to say the new Snapchat will live by a 10 percent hard-in-the-paint sexuality, 90 percent family-friendly fun and makeup tips breakdown, and it probably goes without saying that a great deal of those will be selfies.

But considering what she has at her disposal props-wise, and how much more casual Kylie’s Snapchat is than her Instagram, I think there’s reason to hope for some fun extras. Here’s my wish list:

• Nori and P playing with the face filters
• Someone putting food in Kris’s hair
• Kanye scuttling out of frame
• Evidence of Blac Chyna feeling welcome in any of their homes
• Someone putting food on Kris’s furniture
• Joyce Bonelli’s cackle
• Slender Rob
• A new ep of Kylie’s soap opera
• Gunnar Peterson
• Lala Anthony, Larsa Pippen
• Mason’s thoughts on literally anything
•  The big salads
• Any sign of Kourtney’s definitely-dead-by-now cat
• And the family dogs, actually, while we’re at it