Kid Wins Staring Contest With ESPN Live Broadcast

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As anyone with internet access will tell you, the best thing about sporting events is not the actual, you know, sporting, but rather the new memes a televised game can inspire. (Crying piccolo girl, crying saxophone girl, every kiss cam that has ever gone wrong.) In the case of a recent game in the College World Series between the TCU Horned Frogs and Coastal Carolina Chanticleers, we were given this child, who stared directly into ESPN’s cameras and pulled a full-on dramatic chipmunk followed by a side-eye-filled dance break.

I do not know who won the game and I don’t care to find out. I also don’t know who this kid is, but that I’d really like to find out so as to inquire about his expert camera-trolling skills. Young freckle-faced genius, if you’re reading this, please teach us your ways.