There’s Now an App Where You Can Summon a Professional Cuddler to Cure Your Loneliness

Cuddlist is the latest app to attempt to profit from society’s soul-crushing loneliness by dispatching professional cuddlers (call them Cuddlists) to come to your apartment and hold you, for a flat fee of $80 an hour. It’s worth noting that their name is significantly less annoying than their competitor’s, Spoonr, because it has all its proper vowels and isn’t trying to play off a dating-app name.

Watch Now

  1. Non-Tech People Tried the iPhone X — Witness Their Struggle
  2. See Our Hands-on With the Samsung Galaxy S8, the Best Phone You Can Buy Now
  3. Sleep Pods Are Making Their Way to the U.S.
  4. Watch: This App Lets You Buy Leftovers From Restaurants With Extra Food
  5. This Firefighter Surprised Instagram With His Impressive, Minimalist Photography
  6. These Instagram Stars Decorate Their Beards With Literally Anything
  7. This Mirror Is Actually a Full-Body Scanner That Tracks Your Fitness Progress
  8. These Light-Up Shoes Will Put Your Old L.A. Gears to Shame
  9. There’s Now an App That Summons a Professional Cuddler to Cure Your Loneliness
  10. The Ultimate Hoodie Has Finally Arrived, and It Even Has a Detachable Eye Cover
  11. Finally, There’s a Video Game Where You Can Play As a Cat
  12. Could This New Form of 3-D Printing Revolutionize Home Design?
  13. This Depressed Japanese Egg Is an Internet Hero
An App Can Summon a Pro Cuddler to Cure Your Loneliness