The Ultimate Hoodie Has Finally Arrived, and It Even Has a Detachable Eye Cover

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The ultimate sweatshirt, which is aptly named the Dream Hoodie 2.0, has all of the things you didn’t know you wanted your sweatshirt to have (but now do) — as well as several features you probably will not fully understand or even notice (but will, of course, still passively desire). We just want to know if it’s possible to go to sleep under there without people noticing.