This Helmet Solves Every Single Problem With Pokémon Go

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Pokémon Go! It’s the best game ever created and nobody is getting tired of it, but there’s always been one major problem with it: Not only do you gotta catch ‘em all, but you gotta use your hands.

But inventor and literal genius Simone Giertz solved that problem with the Pokémon Go helmet. Boasting “more degrees of freedom than America,” the helmet will finally allow you to catch a Charmander with your face while you use use of your hands for everything from “getting an education” to “touching people.”

The only downside? Per Giertz: “I have no plan sell this shit because this helmet makes me feel stupid.”