Not to Be Hyperbolic or Anything, But This Fallen Bomb Robot Captures the Entirety of Our Human Experience

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In downtown St. Louis this morning, authorities were dispatched to investigate a suspicious package left unattended near City Hall. Thanks to the advances of modern technology, a bomb-disposal robot was also sent to take a look at the potentially malicious item.

But even with advanced engineering and complex algorithms powering its strong metal arms and reinforced body, the bomb robot was no match for the cold, cruel world that we inhabit.

The robot was soon righted, and police cleared the scene, having found no threats. The bomb robot, which does not feel, tried its best.