Clinton Proposes Two Possible Technology Strategies: ‘Unplug the Internet or Just Look at Cat GIFs’

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During a fundraiser in San Francisco earlier today, Hillary Clinton had a few choice words for Donald Trump … about cats. “There’s hardly any part of America that he has not targeted,” Clinton said. “It makes you want to turn off the news. It makes you want to unplug the internet or just look at cat GIFs.”

“Believe me, I get it,” Clinton said. “In the last few weeks I’ve watched a lot of cats do a lot of weird and interesting things. But we have a job to do and it’ll be good for people and for cats.” Which is a great promise and all, I guess, but I’m mostly interested in finding out what Hillary Clinton’s preferred cat videos are. Is she into the “Sail” by AWOLNATION cat or more of a Nyah cat purist? Hill, if you’re reading this, please let me know in the comments.

(Note for the concerned: The Democratic nominee used the controversial hard “g” pronunciation of GIF, rather than pronouncing it like the peanut butter brand, the preferred pronunciation of the creator of the GIF, Steve Wilhite.)