Man Brandishes Live Raccoon in Most Canadian Fistfight Ever


You know what they say: Always bring a raccoon to a fistfight. (They say that right?) In a video from 2014 that is making the rounds today thanks to Reddit’s /r/ottawa, a group of guys duke it out in a Canadian McDonald’s. It’s aggressive and loud and while we here at Select All usually do not condone violence, there’s a moment in this video that makes it worth watching in 2016. The moment when one of the guys pulls a live raccoon out of his sweatshirt and wields it in the air like some kind of twisted North American wildlife weapon. (Listen carefully at about the 59-second mark for the person yelling “raccoon!”)

Canada seems fun!