During a rally in Florida this morning, Donald Trump broke from his speech to discuss a topic of national importance: how beautiful he is. Spotting someone in the crowd wearing a Trump mask, Trump went off on a tangent about his own face. “Look at this mask. Look at this mask. Oh wow. Wow, that’s beautiful. Look at that. Looks just like me.”
He then headed into the crowd, grabbed the mask, and returned to stage holding the mask beside his own face in a moment which the fingers of bloggers everywhere could not screenshot and tweet fast enough. “Nice head of hair,” Trump added. “I’ll say that.”
One more day, you guys. Hang in there.