Honestly, This Post Is Just a Lot of Funny Junk to Make You Feel Marginally Better

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Today was long and tiring. So in case it might help you for even the briefest of moments, here are some of Select All’s tried-and-true internet-content gems.

A Tumblr gallery devoted to nothing but photos of Oprah and produce.

Read a story or four from the canon of davesecretaryatwork.

SO ALSO IN KINDERGARTEN I APPARENTLY THOUGHT THAT THE KIDS IN MY CLASS DIDN’T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT COUGARS FOR SOME REASON, BECAUSE I DEFINITELY MADE A SWEET COUGAR QUIZ WHICH I INSISTED ON GIVING OUT TO THE CLASS THE NEXT DAY.


WHAT COLOR IS THE COUGAR? GOLD? NO! BROWN? NO! RED? NO! THE ANSWER IS TAWNY.

The infamous saga of the “NONE pizza with left beef.”