Buy HQ Scott’s Old Mattress on Craigslist for $600

If you’ve ever wanted to sleep with Scott “Quiz Daddy” Rogowsky, well, this post won’t help you much. But if your weird fantasies involve sleeping on the host of HQ trivia’s old mattress, sans said host, this might help. (Also, you might need some professional help.) A person claiming to be Rogowsky’s former roommate — there’s some convincing photo documentation showing Rogowsky being interviewed in the apartment’s kitchen and the roommate, wearing an HQ sweatshirt, standing in the same spot — is selling what is allegedly Rogowsky’s old bed on Craigslist. “I was Scott Rogowsky’s roommate for a few years … until he pretended to move to LA. Then my girlfriend moved in,” the ad reads. “Scott was going to take it with him, got too busy hosting a game show and doing a million interviews, so we get to sell it.”

It’s a queen-size bed and is apparently “extremely comfortable” and “looks new.” (Though there’s a photo of the seller’s girlfriend lying atop the bed with a sign that reads, “DO NOT SIT COMFORTER COVERED IN SEMEN,” so do with that what you will.) Asking price is $600, and you have to go to Williamsburg to pick it up yourself.

Buy HQ Scott’s Old Mattress on Craigslist for $600