Look, here’s a small child learning how to feed birds, as seen in a video currently getting a lot of attention on Imgur.
Haha that bird’s a total dope. Lured in by a little snack and then — bam! A very adorable choke hold. Just as it is about to feast, baby yanks the food right out of its mouth. That’s wild. No rules out here. That’s a take-no-prisoners, take-all-food baby. Get wrecked, you dumb bird.
Think of it as a metaphor. Like, you are the bird, and the food is your money, and the baby is Wall Street or Big Government. Or it’s like, the food is high self-esteem, and you are the bird, and the baby is depression. Or it’s like, the food is you, and the bird is intellectual pursuits, and the baby is another episode of Hoarders. I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life.