Next I headed to Bebe, a store I used to spend most of my ninth-grade allowance in. Sadly, the clothes look significantly less desirable now. I was saved from trying on hot pants by these black shorts from the Glamour Satin line. I liked the three cute front buttons and the white piping on the pockets. But the wildly cuffed hemline made my thighs look thicker than I could handle. 100 Fifth Ave., at 15th St.; 212-675-2323.