Put the Q-tip down.

The single most critical factor: the thickness of a wet suit’s neoprene.

There’s even a machete if you need one.

The point is that it has the proportions of a baby.

Including lots of super-summery things.

Including why you don’t need a knife sharpener.

For those who wear no-makeup makeup, and for those who own six shades of red lipstick.

From tummy time to toddlerhood.

It’ll keep you breakout-free, and sun-protected.

Including a brush-on sunscreen and one designed by Frank Ocean’s mom.

And if history teaches us anything, it’s going to sell quick.

Chefs love to hate them, but maybe they’re looking at knife sets all wrong.

In a festive shade of fire-engine red.

It passes the ultimate test for a beauty product: It works so well I don’t even worry if it’s working.

From cheap sunglasses and flattering swimsuits to effective sunscreens and windproof beach umbrellas.

Protect your head in rose gold or leopard print.

In warm weather, clogs can feel hard underfoot and sweaty all around. So I set out to find the right pair.

For those days when I need more than a water bottle and Clif Bar.

“The handle of the smaller fits perfectly — satisfyingly — into the groove of the larger.”

Including backpacks, weekenders, and Dopp kits.

They’re available in Bill Cunningham blue, too.

For all my pale office dwellers.

Consider this your marathon starter kit.

It also makes skin glow and makeup look airbrushed.

“This book I found in 2014 because I noticed that one of my teeth was turning black.”

Gingham hats, gingham backpacks, gingham heels, gingham flats.

It starts with a work mat and ends with phonetic alphabet exercises.

They’ll cover 90 percent of any job you’ll have to do on your place.

We did the middle-school math so you don’t have to.

Plus massage pillows, wireless chargers, and more

“Do priming moisturizers go over sunscreen? I’m so confused!”

“I may never be able to get out of bed again!”

That they photograph well is just a fringe benefit.

As you might expect: Nike and Adidas dominate here.

Never get water in your eyes again.

A Cut T-shirt about the dangers of dating while hangry.

“When I buy nice breads from the bakery, they don’t fit in my regular toaster … but I need them toasted.”

Including Swedish Hasbeens, an Everlane shirt, and extra-discounted Margiela sandals.

“I’ve really tried to stay away from the classic office-supply things and replace them with things you would see in your home.”

“I stay at the Edition just to steal as much lotion as I can.”

From warm baths to doughnut pillows.

And why are they suspiciously cheaper than a new one?

EltaMD, of course, but also CeraVe, Aesop, and some brands you maybe haven’t heard of yet.

It’s 80 percent cheaper, but 95 percent as good.