So you’ve been invited to a Halloween party and haven’t given a single thought to your outfit. Don’t panic: We’ve waded through Amazon to help you find a last-minute (culturally relevant) costume, whether you’re thinking of going crazy, presidential, or, yes, sexy.
Dolores from Westworld
No need to stock up on metal parts — TV’s favorite cyborg looks perfectly human. Added bonus: This costume can be reused as last-minute Oregon Trail cosplay if you’re really hard up for ideas next year.
Buy It: Shirt, skirt, and belt
Who’d have thought the most iconic look from this year’s Met Ball would be Zayn’s robot arms? Find a friend to play Gigi and you can be fashion’s “It” couple all night.
Buy It: Suit, dress shirt, shoes, robot sleeve
Professor Willow of Pokémon Go
For a brief, shining moment late this summer, we were all the Pokémon Go professor. Spray your hair with some silver streaks for added realism.
Buy It: Zip jacket, trench coat, yoga mat, cargo shorts, shoes, gloves, poké ball
Beyoncé in “Hold Up”
If anyone pisses you off, start swinging the bat dramatically. Extra points if you find a Harley Quinn and engage in some simultaneous man-threatening.
Buy It: Ruffle top, skirt, baseball bat
Natalie Portman in Jackie
Okay, this costume requires a bit of an acting challenge, but bonus meta points for channeling the Black Swan actress doing her best Jackie O.
Buy It: Zip jacket, skirt, pearls
Teyana in Kanye West’s “Fade”
The ultimate sexy Halloween costume. Don’t forget the bronzing oil to achieve that perfect slick look, plus the tiniest tank top, thong, and knee pads.
Buy It: Top, thong, knee pads, body oil
Usually we’re against prepackaged costumes (they’re mostly awful), but this one has practically everything you need, minus the Suicide Squad member’s maniacal glint. Add a wig and bat and you’re good to go.
Buy It: Harley Quinn costume, wig, baseball bat
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