Over 200 gifts for every budget: from a tortoiseshell toothbrush to a stream in Georgia, with a gravity-defying tray (and a book of tweets, and a python skateboard, and a personal food truck, etc.) in between. Find them all ahead organized by price, from $0 to nutty.
A Book of Tweets
Bind every tweet she’s ever sent, because the internet is a fickle place.
A classic red lip — for only a dollar.
To commemorate a time before “Leave,” an EU flag with the inclusion of the U.K.
For the host juggling lots of guests’ coats, consider these oversize-animal-head coat hangers.
It’s one thing to collect Disney Tsum Tsum characters; quite another to stack them in lots of crazy, fun displays.
Icelandic Volcano Soap
Contains charcoal as well as volcanic sand, ash, and soil, said to absorb toxins and produce collagen.
The British version of Nyquil, called Night Nurse, is so much better, but you’ll have to get someone to bring it back for you.
This playful accessory is straight out of BoJack Horseman.
Sigrid Calon’s memory game: 52 paired cards in fluorescent, Risograph-print-inspired patterns.
A lightweight titanium spork, available in great anodized colors, for the practical backpacker.
Hedgehog Table Brush
An unusually shaped beechwood tabletop brush is a memorable hostess gift.
Futuristic vine-ripened tomato sauce loaded with ground insects. And of course, it’s gluten-free.
A gift with a quick payoff: The fundamentals of the basic “cascade” pattern can be mastered in a half-hour.
Aficionados of aged canned fish — the flavors deepen over time — know that 2013 was a very good year for sardines
A Jar of Lemons
For those not quite ready to batch their own salt-preserved Meyer lemons, this Inna version is the next best thing.
Cold-pressed cactus soaps — in scents like cherry blossom — for the guest bathroom.
Neo Measuring Spoons
Levoon handles squeeze together to scrape off excess ingredients and show portions as small as millimeters.
These standing wooden ballpoint pens stay upright when not in use.
3-D Shark Model
No glue or tools required to assemble this great white, which comes with laser-cut wood sheets and crafting ideas.
Cheese of the Year
The most exciting cheese match-up of 2016: Cheesemakers Jasper Hill use Transmitter’s H1 Harvest Zinfandel beer to create its peachy, creamy, and smoky Transmitter Willoughby cheese.
They may not get excited about seeing a nail clipper in their stocking, but just wait until they experience the satisfying heft and springiness of this Green Bell model, made in the city in Japan famed for producing samurai swords.
Alex Katz’s Orange
For the grown-up just learning to paint: Alex Katz uses this particular pigment of cadmium orange by Rembrandt’s Artists.
Turtle Plus Blocks
An award-winning choice in the Baby Soft Toys competition, the Italian Clemmy Turtle holds 15 huggable blocks within its shell.
John Mayer Laundry Detergent
Yes, that John Mayer.
The healing treatment du jour: a lamp carved from Indian rosewood and 100 percent pure Himalayan salt.
The End of Back Hair
The Razorba is a plastic wand that grips any disposable razor and shaves those hard-to-reach places.
The Sky Paper PPL-1 blasts paper planes up to a hundred feet and can stack three at a time for rapid-fire launch.
The original gel-filled action figure, whose legs, arms, and torso can be pulled to four times his size, is primed for a comeback thanks to a new Netflix series on him scheduled for 2017.
Kids these days will love accessorizing their white Stan Smiths with a flash of Pop-art-inspired shoelace charms.
Oh, the Places You’ll Go
The Atlas Obscura celebrates over 700 of the world’s strangest sites, like Spain’s Baby Jumping festival.
Let them show their pride in the return of the W line.
Animals don’t like labels either: Mix and match interchangeable parts to create, say, a giraffephant.
From a new brand launched in the name of more thoughtfully designed desktop goods, scissors that look like a bird.
It works as patio furniture or an extra bed for guests.
Little Levi Jumpsuit
This infant one-piece looks like cool-kid denim, but is knit in soft cotton.
Dyed, spun, felted, and stitched by hand in Kyrgyzstan.
Brad Pitt Has the Munchies
Brad Pitt eating scenes — the seafood bisque in Fight Club, etc. — reimagined in Fat Brad, the Cookbook.
A pewter saltine cracker — just because — from artist Herbert Hoover, who casts his work in New York City.
Paper Lion Costume
Because 3-year-olds love playing dress-up in thick recycled paper printed with nontoxic ink.
An incredibly plush fleece llama who, according to his Etsy creator NaBakir, “loves hugs.”
Arm a woman you love with TigerLady retractable handheld claws that’ll also snag her assailant’s DNA.
Baby’s First Mermaid Tail
The mermaid blanket sweeping your social-media accounts is also available in kid form, thanks to the artisans who weave these cozy tails by hand.
Really Strong Rum
138-proof rum created by a supergroup of bartender luminaries, including David Wondrich and Martin Cate.
The wool-cashmere blend provides warmth; the pom-poms just look really cute.
OCD Fruit Bowl
Type A’s can display highly organized fruits with the Platform bowl, which stacks in up to four tiers.
Socks Down Under
Designed by a painter now based in Brooklyn; sewn one sock at a time in her native New Zealand.
An Under Armour pullover with dual-layer heat-trapping interior is a guaranteed-to-be-worn gift for kids.
The Return of The Little Mermaid
Hans Christian Andersen’s The Little Mermaid paired with Yayoi Kusama’s haunting undulating line drawings.
Fashion items with words on them are usually a risky gift — but not in this case.
A two-tone pair of little-girls’ Keds that can be dressed up with a cute skirt or down with jeans.
Designer Clara von Zweigbergk was inspired by a similar one she made from watercolored chipboard at age 8.
The Periodic Table of Trash
It includes an array of New York City trash in categories such as Food, Hygiene, Municipal, and Vices.
Dead-Celebrity Dinner Plates
For Prince and all the other stars gone too soon, a tribute in the form of vintage-style plates created by L.A. artist Angela Rossi.
Vintage Shave Cream
The cream is infused with smoky-scented and naturally antibacterial hinoki wood and moisturizing sweet almond oil, but really it’s all about the packaging.
The quintessential little luxury of cashmere socks can actually be improved upon when you add cute winking eyes.
Coach splashes on a floral inspired by a 1930s French paper sample.
At the Unicorn, Jess Labus teaches Swiss yodeling for beginners and experienced singers.
An everlasting bouquet of vintage French daisies; Japanese brass vase sold separately.
For your Aunt Sue who prefers an extra-full wineglass, these borosilicate glasses with hollow stems are just the thing.
These newly released Enlightenment maple wines are fermented exclusively from raw maple syrup and well water and aged for over two years in a single Tuthilltown bourbon barrel.
Like classic tortoiseshell sunglasses, for the man who prefers to look stylish even in the bathroom.
Made of ash trees from Canadian forests, this new pour-over model may be the most minimalist coffeemaker yet.
The handyperson in your life can forego clunky tape in favor of the newest Bosch laser measure GLM 20, which shoots a beam of up to 65 feet with the push of a button.
The Must-Have Toy of the Season
Listen for your Hatchimal’s heartbeat; wait for it to break through its shell; then teach it to talk and play.
Rub his tummy and Torch displays over 50 sounds and motions. He also breathes fire, a.k.a. red mist.
13 Paper Fans
Each one makes a festive stocking stuffer.
One of the season’s biggest gifts; just plug into a TV or laptop, and you’ll be head-butting coins in no time.
An elastic-waisted tulle skirt from Kate Spade that is surprisingly machine-washable.
Air-Purifying Plant Pot
Airy, a Kickstarter-backed, German-made pot, ventilates a plant’s roots so it can clean the air eight times better than if it were in a standard terra-cotta.
From the croc-obsessed Boston-based line Brahmin. (For the notebook-obsessed, here’s another one we love.)
Superindulgent Bath Oils
Mothers-in-law love Jo Malone; this trio includes a bubble bath, shower oil, and bath oil.
Stinky the Garbage Truck
Sometimes Stinky’s all business (zooming, collecting trash), sometimes he’s up on his hind legs giving high-fives.
Made by 162-year-old New Hampshire company Peterboro; comes with a tray insert for holding two pies.
Made from handmade furniture “off cuts” and accented with saddle leather.
Alexander McQueen Socks
For the fashion person who also loves Beetlejuice.
Tracks are easily twistable, making for complex, looping courses.
Two Nights in a Nintendo Game
A guy totally transformed his Central Lisbon flat into a Nintendo fan’s paradise.
Some opulent (but not insanely expensive) padding-around-the-house shoes.
Made of water-repellent canvas and featuring a comfortable, thick Nike-made insole.
A Hudson NYC sweatshirt for a teen boy with lots of pent-up hormonal rage.
Realistic Jen Aniston
For the 22-year-old who’s binge-watching Friends for the first time: a life-size cardboard cutout of the actress.
Bright-Red Saddle Bag
It feels very “12 little girls in two straight lines,” but in an elegant way.
The VR Headset to Get
You’ll need a Pixel phone to run Google’s Daydream View, but thanks to its built-in controller and comfortable design, this is one VR headset you won’t be itching to rip off after 15 minutes.
A portable Crosley record player. There’s even a headphone jack — for listening to EPs on the Metro-North. (For more recommendations on record players and turntables click here.)
Three Cult French Wines a Month
Josh Adler scouts up-and-coming wines from French producers, three bottles of which show up a month.
Adult Piano Lessons
Jonathan Baker has been teaching adults to tickle the ivories in his UWS home since 1980.
Eau de Fuccboi
Russian designer Gosha Rubchinskiy’s scent smells like “skateboarding on a summer day.”
A Shark Tank–birthed start-up that’ll turn your kid’s drawing of a head with seven arms into a stuffed doll.
Fancy Face Dust
La Mer’s first foray into makeup includes this finishing powder infused with “Miracle Broth.”
This Michael Kors wearable tracks steps and sleep.
Mini-architects can create whatever kind of dwelling they have in mind — a two-story townhouse or a Venice Beach bungalow — with the 41-block Manhattan Toy Mio Doll House set.
Insert two Kleenex boxes into this Andrew Neyer–designed holder, and it’s suddenly an old-timey candy bit.
Look like a boy in a Van Dyck painting with this Ralph Lauren tunic.
The RE-vibe buzzes the wearer to remind her to stop refreshing her Twitter feed.
100 Rhode Island Oysters
The Ninigret-based oyster farmers behind Walrus and Carpenter launched a CSA a few years ago. Pickups are at Brooklyn Kitchen in Williamsburg and at co-owner Jules’s mother’s roof deck in Noho.
Butchering With April Bloomfield
Learn how to make sausage or hack a chicken at the chef’s new butcher shop, White Gold.
Hedley & Bennett Potter’s Apron
So that friend who took up ceramics can throw at the wheel without getting clay all over her culottes.
Raw dark chocolate made with a dash of cannabidiol oil that’s totally legal.
Olfactory Alarm Clock
Choose from seven scents to wake up to, including espresso, croissant, seaside, and toast.
From handblown-glass design house Ichendorf Milano.
Heirloom Watermelon Brandy
Made from melons grown near the Charleston, South Carolina–based High Wire distillery.
Ten tickets (on heavy card stock) good for revivals and new releases at LES movie theater Metrograph.
For someone who recently came into a backyard; the Vivere hammock is made of particularly soft cotton.
A Knife From Blue Hill
Lux Blox can be connected via a snap-and-lock hinge, allowing for bendable structures.
The crocheted record is removable, and there’s a hand-crankable music box that plays Frank Sinatra’s “My Way.”
Citi Bike Helmet
This foldable helmet by Closca, a Red Dot award winner, collapses down to a 2.36-inch-high disk.
Dotted Dog Bed
From the culty Brooklyn-based home-goods line Dusen Dusen (can double as a floor pillow).
Memphis Group–Inspired Mobile
From Parisian mobile-makers Volta.
Perfect Temperature Mug
Ember can cool down hot coffee or heat up lukewarm coffee—and hold it at that temperature for hours.
The DT Smart Putter comes with a built-in surface level that enables a more precise stroke.
Each ceramic bowl is handcrafted by Vancouver-based artist Lindsey Hampton.
The Night Pillow supposedly negates light (resulting in a deeper sleep), and its silk pillowcase prevents wrinkles.
No more bumping into mailboxes during thunderstorms.
Say Anything Boom Box
John Cusack–era on the outside, ability to stream songs via Bluetooth on the inside.
A wearable sleeping bag (for campfires, sitting around the house on a Sunday) made in collaboration with outdoorsy brand Poler Stuff.
Their Pup, Needle-Felted
Custom dog gifts are a dime a dozen, but Linda Facci’s miniature pet replicas are uniquely scruffy and lifelike.
A collaboration by Brooklyn ceramicist Romy Northover and London boutique Alex Eagle.
Wrong-Color Subway Map
It may be wrong, but it looks so right; from Triboro Design and printed on heavy German paper.
Really Cool Robot
The Cozmo is an AI-powered robot that recognizes faces and gets smarter the more you play with it.
A Tory Sport update of a freshman-year Deerfield staple.
Armani Baby Bottles
Only the best for bambino. Comes in a pack of three.
A Nice Hat
It’s 1 00 percent wool.
Steak in a Box
A Hugh Acheson–curated set that includes four Wagyu cuts of meat and a preseasoned cast-iron skillet.
In addition to the time, the hyperprogrammable LaMetric can display the weather, tweets, email, or news.
Created by SSCY with the bike commuter in mind. The Tack Sling can hold unwieldy items like a bike wheel.
Turn the playroom into a dystopian cowboy prestige drama. Tree stump and bale of hay sold separately.
Comes in white or yellow and features real LED headlamps and taillights.
Some “starter Dior.”
Nerf Battle Racer
A pedal-powered go-kart outfitted with a Nerf gun, for kids ages 4 to 10.
Unlike clunky DIY tech toys, Cubetto is a smiling wooden bot on wheels that subtly teaches coding.
The Best Plush Mattress Topper
The three inches of down-alternative fluff stay evenly distributed no matter your twists and turns. (Read more about it here.)
Tony Hawk’s Walkman
The skater, who’s a tech geek, says the AIWA HS-J500 was “the pinnacle of a Walkman” in 1985.
Mini Moto Jacket
Real leather, quilted patches, and an asymmetrical zip for the badass-in-training.
Half-orange, half-gray, all fringe.
Designer Dog Bed
Howly’s water-resistant cotton cocoon bed is supported by a steel frame that’s removable for travel.
Modern Pocket Watch
MMT’s updated pocket watch is made of walnut and has a genuine leather strap.
Ten-year-olds with a need for speed will get their fix as the Mongoose MGX 250 revs up to 10 miles per hour.
Gift Certificates to SUR
Give your Vanderpump Rules–fanatic friend a chance to watch all of Jax, Scheana, and Stassi’s drama firsthand.
1. Find a grassy meadow.
2. Bury cardboard frame in dirt.
3. Watch the grass grow over and around it.
Covetable Baby Kitchen
The Grand Luxe comes with a mosaic backsplash, Keurig-style coffeemaker, and working stove lights.
Todd James Teapot
A functional, and much more affordable, piece of contemporary art.
The Revitive Medic uses electrical muscle stimulation that moves up through the feet and legs to relieve pains, aches, and tired feelings.
A pouch pretty much made for the holiday party.
Of 1 00 percent bright-red lambskin, made in Italy.
Ten Dinner Napkins
Bold and bright Kate Shepherd designs on fine Italian linen.