14 Things You Can Buy at Nordstrom That Donald Trump Will Really Hate

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Now that Nordstrom has dropped Ivanka Trump’s clothing line, Donald Trump has launched — what else — a Twitter offensive against the Seattle department store. While buying something from Nordstrom is a nice show of solidarity (wouldn’t it be interesting if the company posted a banner sales month?), you can take it a step further with purchases that are a bit more pointed. Like a nice white pantsuit, or a newspaper tote bag, or a pair of boys’ gloves (size small).

Because after Tom Ford told the ladies on The View that he had refused to dress Melania, Trump told Fox News that he wasn’t a fan of the designer, and never had been. (Yes, $37 is expensive for a bar of soap, but it’s a cute-slash-ridiculous Valentine’s Day gift for a Fashion Man.)

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Tom Ford Oud Wood Soap Bar $37, Nordstrom

Because the politically engaged designers of Opening Ceremony just staged a protest-themed fashion show.

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Opening Ceremony Elastic Logo Sweatpants $150, Nordstrom

Because it’s a key chain or bag charm in the shape of a very small, yellow penis …

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J. W. Anderson Bag Charm $115, Nordstrom

Because these sneakers literally say the word Mexico on them.

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Onitsuka Tiger ‘Mexico Delegation’ Sneaker $90, Nordstrom

Because this bag is literally covered in fake news.

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Kate Spade Newspaper Tote Bag $24, Nordstrom

Because we cannot even begin to imagine what Rei Kawakubo would do to Donald Trump if left in a room alone with him, but we are fairly certain it would not be pretty.

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Comme des Garçons Heart Graphic Woven Cotton Shirt $255, Nordstrom

Because this is an actual (and very chic) pussy hat.

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Eugenia Kim ‘Caterina’ Genuine Mink Trim Beret $189, Nordstrom

Because the Eugenia Kim hat above sold out—here’s another (and actually cheaper) pussy hat.

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August Hat Cat Collage Baseball Cap $36, Nordstrom

Because this is not a pussy-bow blouse, and because Rachel Comey paid for her staff to attend the Women’s March and donated half of her proceeds that weekend to Planned Parenthood.

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Rachel Comey Meryl Tie Front Blouse $368, Nordstrom

Because Maria Cornejo’s also been very vocally anti-Trump.

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Zero + Maria Cornejo Gemma Ruched Marine Twill Skirt $595, Nordstrom

Because Nike’s CEO, Mark Parker, spoke out strongly against the Muslim ban.

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Nike ‘Free Flyknit’ Running Shoe $130, Nordstrom

Because Patagonia’s been super (and very consistently) anti-Trump, and donated 100 percent of its Black Friday sales to environmental nonprofits.

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Patagonia ‘Re-Tool’ Snap Pullover $119, Nordstrom

Because you’re still #withher.

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BOSS Jacket & Trousers $625, Nordstrom

Because as any kid who’s been bullied on the schoolyard will tell you, the only way to defuse an insult is to reclaim it as a badge of honor. Not only are these the most comfortably warm wool socks — they also scream, “Yes, I’m a snowflake, and I’m proud of it.”

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Smartwool Snowflake Pattern Crew Socks $24, Nordstrom

Update: These socks are sold out, but here’s a lovely, $12 snowflake choker.

Because these have double meaning! The easily bruised Trump really does need to be handled with kid gloves; and, of course, Drumpf is famously sensitive about his smaller-than-average hands. And either way, your son will have a nice, new pair of warm gloves.

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The North Face ‘eTip’ Gloves (Boys) $40, Nordstrom

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14 Things to Buy at Nordstrom That Trump Will Really Hate