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Valentine’s Day Gifts for Every Type of Woman (That You Can Buy on Amazon)

As we noted in our mega Gift Guide for Every Type of Mom, not all women like the same things. Some are into fuzzy, pink handcuffs. Others like three-pound gummy worms. So what we’ve attempted to do below is find gifts for several dozen specific female archetypes that we hope will at least spark some ideas. And the fact that these are all available on Amazon means they’ll get here fast. (And check out our guide to Valentine’s Day Gifts for Every Type of Man.)

For the woman who likes chocolate

Marou Single Source Chocolate Bar
$12 at Amazon

Chocolate: It’s a classic gift for a reason. But don’t be a bore and get her a box of Godiva. Instead, pick up a couple of bars from Marou, makers of the widely beloved single-origin, handmade chocolate from Vietnam. Plus, the wrappers are pretty.

For the woman who likes chocolate and cats

$8 at Amazon

Katzenzungen means “cat tongues” in German, and not only are these chocolates delicious and bizarre, but they come in a lovely box that can double as a little keepsake holder.

For the woman who likes chocolate and bacon

Marini’s Candies Chocolate-Covered Bacon
$25 at Amazon

Chocolate-covered bacon strips.

For the woman who likes chocolate and boobs

Bosom Buddies
$22 at Amazon

Chocolate, in the shape of boobs.

For the woman who doesn't like chocolate

World’s Largest Gummy Worm
$38 at Amazon

Get her a three-pound gummy worm instead!

For the woman who likes getting her feet rubbed

Belmint Shiatsu Foot Massager
$140 at Amazon

If she stands on her feet all day, or if she just deserves to be pampered, this is one of the best-reviewed (and heated) foot massagers on Amazon. If she’d rather more of a foot-spa situation, try this one.

For the woman who wears delicate earrings

Melissa Joy Manning Huggie Hoops
$100 at Amazon

A pair of teeny-tiny Melissa Joy Manning hoops (here’s what they look like in the flesh).

MoonliDesigns Opal Stud Earrings
$21 at Amazon

If hoops aren’t really her thing, these delightful opal studs should do the trick. (For more earring-spiration, click here.)

For the woman who wears more-blingy earrings

Kate Spade in Full Bloom Cluster Drop Earrings
$68 at Amazon

If her tastes are a little more over-the-top.

For the woman who wears delicate necklaces

Melissa Joy Manning “Mixed Metal” Horseshoe Necklace
$99 at Amazon

Another Melissa Joy Manning number, featuring a tiny, 14-karat-gold horseshoe.

For the woman who wears more-blingy necklaces

Michael Kors “Fashion” Pearl Links Rose Gold-Tone Collar Pendant Necklace
$145 at Amazon

If her style is a little less subdued, she’ll like this chain-link collar necklace from Michael Kors.

For the woman who wears delicate bracelets

Melissa Joy Manning White Flame Pearl Bangle in 14K Gold
$588 at Amazon

A single pearl adorns this 14-karat-gold, oval-hammered bracelet. Note that the white flame pearl is not set in place, and moves freely around the bangle.

For the woman who wears more-blingy bracelets

Marc Jacobs Icon Cuff
$250 at Amazon

This Marc Jacobs cuff also comes in silver with a gold accent.

For the woman who likes her LaCroix

LaCroix Variety Pack, 24-Pack
$8 at Amazon

A 24-can variety pack of LaCroix to get her through the next couple of weeks.

For the woman who needs a watch

Braun Women’s Classic Silver-Tone Watch With Mesh Stainless Steel Bracelet
$85 at Amazon

A watch is always a nice gift — especially this minimalist one from Braun with an elegant mesh strap.

For the woman who loves RBG

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Printed Socks
$13 at Amazon

She’ll get a real kick out of these socks, and they’ll match her pussy hat.

For the woman who likes exploring the city

The New York Nobody Knows: Walking 6,000 Miles in the City
$18 at Amazon

If the two of you like to take meandering walks on Sunday mornings through neighborhoods you don’t know, this book will offer some suggestions: The writer William Helmreich walked every single block of New York City (6,000 miles) and wrote about it.

For the woman with a sweet tooth

Alessi Big Love Spoon
$10 at Amazon

Show up with two of these heart-shaped Alessi spoons and a pint of Jeni’s.

For the woman you just started dating

Diptyque Baies Candle
$60 at Amazon

Can’t go wrong with a mini Diptyque candle, especially a crowd-pleasing Baies.

For the woman you just moved in with

Eberjey Women’s Gisele Two-Piece Pajama Set
$86 at Amazon

New life together, new pair of supersoft Eberjey pajamas.

For the woman who likes tiny things

Darice Miniature Breakfast Food
$5 at Amazon

Bring this to her on Valentine’s Day morning and say, “I made you breakfast!” Have a little chuckle about it, and then bring her the actual breakfast you made.

For the woman who’s allergic to flowers

Richland Preserved Billy Buttons
$18 at Amazon

These dried billy buttons will never need to be watered; pair them with a charming glass medicine bottle.

Lego Rose
$27 at Amazon

Or you can go the Lego-rose route.

For the woman who’s a little fancy

Rodin Face Oil
$153 at Amazon

Linda Rodin’s olio lusso is the stuff of beauty-product legend; you’re meant to dab a little on your face each morning, and it leaves skin supple and glowing. It’s one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s favorites.

For the woman who's going to cook you dinner

Masahiro 6-Inch Utility Knife
$78 at Amazon

She’ll appreciate this fancy utility knife from the prestigious Japanese knife line Masahiro. We found out about it because it’s chef Paras Shah’s favorite. He told us: “It’s been just about eight years since I’ve had this knife in my bag, and it’s been a good friend to me. The handle is wood and shows the years of use, and it just feels right in my hand.”

Dining In: Highly Cookable Recipes
$17 at Amazon

She will also likely appreciate Alison Roman’s universally beloved new cookbook. If you behave, maybe she’ll even make you Roman’s cult chocolate-chunk shortbread cookies.

For the woman for whom you’ll be cooking dinner

Menu Double Candle Holders
$122 at Amazon

If you plan on making her dinner, gifting her this romantic, intertwined candlestick from Menu (as well as some beeswax candles) is a nice way to kick off the evening.

BCandle Beeswax Candles, Set of 6
$25 at Amazon

For the woman who wants to learn how to watercolor

Darice 34 Piece Watercolor Painting Set
$24 at Amazon

Pair this watercolor painting set (that includes 24 tubes of paint, three brushes, and paper) with two Introduction to Watercolor classes at Cooper Union (that maybe you two can attend together!).

For the woman who just got into jadeite

Rosso Glass Ballerina Soap Dish
$35 at Amazon

A delightful bathroom accent to display a miniature soap. (For more jadeite things we love, click here.)

For the woman who just got into splatterware

Calypso Basics by Reston Lloyd Whistling Teakettle
$33 at Amazon

This might be the most cheerful teapot we ever did see. (For more splatterware things we love, click here.)

For the woman you’re about to go on vacation with

Conwork Headphone Splitter
$5 at Amazon

So the two of you can watch episodes of The Bachelor together on your flight to Paris.

For the woman who’s a little kinky

Sexy Truth or Dare: Pick-a-Stick
$15 at Amazon

A box full of 50 “sexy” Truth or Dare questions.

For the woman who's a little more kinky

Ling88 Soft Steel Fuzzy Furry Cuffs
$9 at Amazon

Millennial-pink, fuzzy handcuffs anyone?

For the woman who just got dumped

Have a Nice Life Asshole: Breakup Stress Reliever Adult Coloring Book
$7 at Amazon

A cathartic coloring book featuring angry phrases like “You’re a prick” and “The clitoris. Google it.”

For the woman who just dumped you

Edible Armor Tail Scorpions
$15 at Amazon

Return the necklace to Tiffany’s, and leave a jar of these edible scorpions on her doorstep. Also a good joke gift for someone who thinks Valentine’s Day is stupid.

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Valentine’s Day Gifts for Every Type of Woman