If you’ve spent any time looking for women’s Halloween costumes, you’ve probably noticed that most are needlessly “sexy,” with aggressively shortened hems and deeply cut necklines, even if the costume doesn’t necessarily call for it. We don’t have anything against sexy costumes at all, but does a paratrooper or Queen of Hearts really need to be that extra? Maybe you’re going to a kid-friendly Halloween party! Maybe you don’t want to feel cold and cinched while having a good time. Or maybe you’re just tired. No matter the reason, we found 13 of the least-sexy Halloween costumes for women on Amazon. They’re not unsexy, mind you — they just allow you to be as sexy as you want to be.
Forum Novelties Women’s Classic Witch Costume
It’s about as modest as you can possibly get — broom not included.
The ultimate cute and comfortable Halloween costume has to be a kigurumi, or oversize onesies that are designed to look like animals. If this kangaroo isn’t your style, you could try out a penguin or a unicorn onesie instead.