fugly week

All the Best Fugly Things We’ve Already Praised on the Strategist

There are certain things in life that are so ugly they’re beautiful, or so ugly they’re cute. (The French call it jolie laide; the Japanese, busakawa.) Think of bulldogs, bumpy noses — or Birkenstocks. This week, we’re celebrating the faces that only a mother could love. Welcome to Fugly Week on the Strategist.

If you’ve read the Strategist, you know that we’re no stranger to things that work great but don’t look so hot. To help you find all the fugly things we’ve already discovered, we’ve compiled this list of all the not-aesthetic-but-still-effective things we’ve already written about on the Strategist. Find items for your feet, your bathroom, and more below.

L’Amour des Pieds Brenn Sandals
$190 at Amazon

The most comfortable travel shoe for women verges on orthopedic and looks unlike anything else out there.

Jesse Kamm Sailor Pant in Midnight
$395 at Need Supply

The “ugly pants” that started it all — love ‘em or hate ‘em (or hate to love ‘em), these are here to stay.

Charleston Shoe Co. Monterey Sandals
$100 at Charleston Shoe Co.

The wildly popular $100 grandma sandals that (unlike Birkenstocks) every cool, arty girl will be asking you about.

The Squatty Potty
$25 at Amazon

Anyone who’s used a Squatty Potty will tell you — it’s a total bathroom game changer.

All Pro Ankle Weights
From $22 at Amazon

Nobody said these ankle weights were cute, but they are sure as heck effective on your butt.

Patagonia Women’s Capilene Thermal Weight One-Piece Suit
$99 at Patagonia

It’s an actually-flattering and very comfortable adult onesie that’s perfect for lounging around the house.

Razorba Back Hair Shaver
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Razorba Back Hair Shaver
$20 at Amazon

Stick a razor into this strange plastic wand and you’ll have the perfect tool for shaving your own back.

Undersummers Lace Shortlette
$33 at Amazon

These undergarments are treading into old-lady territory, but they’ll shape you comfortably in a way that Spanx never could.

Tweezerman Safety Slide Callus Shaver
$11 at Amazon

Shaving off your stubborn calluses with this potato-peeler-like rasp will be oddly satisfying.

Japanese Laundry Wash Basin
$13 at Amazon

There’s no better tool for washing your delicates by hand than this strange-looking Japanese washbasin.

Black & Decker WP900 Random Orbit Waxer/Polisher
$30 at Amazon

Trust us: This Black & Decker power tool is the best way to massage sore muscles.

Tri-Core Cervical Pillow
$30 at Amazon

If you’re suffering from neck pain, why not try this bizarrely divoted pillow?

TubShroom Shower Catcher
$13 at Amazon

Extracting long hairs from your bathroom drain can be a (pricey) pain — prevent the problem with this weird plastic mushroom.

Office Star Ergonomically Designed Knee Chair With Casters
$69 at Amazon

It’s not the world’s most intuitive thing, but a few minutes in this kneeling chair will save your creaky back.

Colorful Feather Jianzi
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Colorful Feather Jianzi
$11 for four at Amazon

Bored? Bust out a Chinese hacky sack and you’ll never want for entertainment.

Dr. Brown’s Deluxe Bottle Warmer
$33 at Amazon

This may just be the world’s fastest — if ugliest — baby-bottle warmer.

Baby Merlin’s Magic Sleepsuit
$40 at Amazon

Perhaps the only thing that will get your baby to fall asleep at night, the weighted onesie is nothing short of a miracle.

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All the Best Fugly Things From the Strategist