Jack is definitely the baddest bitch.
With Jack vacillating between justice and vigilantism, the Absurd-o-Meter is at its breaking point.
Time Warp to 1992: Hey, everybody, it’s D.B. Sweeney and Michael Madsen!
A two-hour episode provides plenty of time for a surprise death, the trapping of a mole, and plenty of absurd twists.
CTU can see no terrorists, hear no terrorists, and is unable to make or receive phone calls regarding terrorists.
"These are the final episodes, so if some of your name people would like to do something on the show, this is the time for them to do it."
Plus: Miranda Cosgrove is a very, very rich teenager.
Egads, these boys are well organized.
'24' movie is still a go.
Jack tunes into his nurturing side and leaves the rough stuff to the boys.
Someone’s been piping pheromones into CTU headquarters. And that's not even the most ridiculous thing this week!
What is it that separates Jack Bauer from Renee Walker — and the terrorists?
Don't worry. He's going to be fine.
"If I did not have my Spanx on, it’d be like a bunch of water balloons, or a melting candle."
The show about terrorist nukes scoffs at the idea of terrorist nukes.