"As diverse as a Wilco concert."
Step 10: "Ram your knee into his butt cavity before he can kiss you."
From being mistaken for a baby lesbian to her Rachel do, it's all here.
Is My Generation the next Lone Star?
"The secret to a healthy head of hair is Dove ... blood."
There was one punchline that was hard to miss.
"Okay, season five, here we go." How else would television's most meta sitcom launch into its fifth season?
Learn to speak English the '30 Rock' way!
Or can she do better?
"My only weaknesses are my math and reading — other than that, flawless."
From giddy to wise to thoughtful to shocked, we've got them all.
Which show did meta bettah?
Would the show lose something if she actually developed a life?
And what about Sue Ann Nivens on 'The Happy Homemaker'?
Remember "Rolando, the Two-Foot-tall Spanish hustler"?
The '30 Rock' star fills out our patented questionnaire.
"I'm upset about people saying, 'Donald, you too old.'"