‘Sun Tea,’ by I.P. Freely.
Parade probably makes everyone sound this dumb, but it's especially funny when it's Alec.
Pure fan fiction, minus the part where Jack tells Liz to take off everything but her glasses.
"I've got other ideas for my participation in this soap opera beyond just being in this soap opera."
Which would be fine with us, except that what this seems to mean is fewer and less absurd jokes.
Guest star (and Comedy Central ratings magnet) Jeff Dunham couldn't pull more viewers, sadly.
Would you brave seventeen inches of snow for a year's worth of chicken sandwiches?
"I'll have you know that Barry Diller and I are working on a whole new approach to media!"
Ratings for last night's season premiere were down 27 percent from last year's.
The safe-for-work trailer for a new '30 Rock' porn is almost as funny as the actual show. (For real.)
"He was just standing on the corner with a bunch of pigeons, and I noticed they were kind of like pushing him around."
"He's sweet like man meat! Sweet like possum meat!"
"It's like, 'I have something to say to you and I'm going to say it in song!'"