Plus, The Good Wife needs to move an hour later, and we have the perfect lead-in in mind.
In which Tracy tells his iPhone, “Siri, kill Jenna.”
Sex partners include Tony Shalhoub, Mickey Rourke, and two Backstreet Boys.
“She’s a teenaged girl. She’s vicious and vulnerable.”
Ten Poles Rammed In, the porn version of Temple Grandin.
Grub Street sits down with the comedian at his favorite restaurant to see what he thinks about a recent remodel.
Classic Leap Day traditions include wearing yellow and blue, eating rhubarb, and telling tales of Leap Day William, who lives in the Mariana Trench and emerges every four years to trade children’s tears for candy.
"When they put Benihana on 30 Rock — all the writers know that I love this place — that was the greatest compliment they could show me."
Plus: Surprise guest Adam Corolla denounced Jimmy Kimmel's collaboration with Oprah, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
"How could we pay their salaries without using their money?”
"That's the Stanley Cup, honey. It's hockey's ultimate prize. And me and it, we're teaming up to fight illiteracy."
“If those teeth were in your vagina, you’d be considered a monster."
Wait, didn't Mr. Popper's Penguins already come out?
We rate 26 shows' odds of survival, on a scale of Work It (as good as dead) to 2 Broke Girls (a slam dunk for coming back next season).
Can Mariska Hargitay dance, or can Mariska Hargitay dance?
Including: The Voice, Smash, 30 Rock.
Michael McDonald hearts Kelly Kapowski!