A defense, by Adam Levine.
You know the type.
And more from this week’s spring soirees.
From most to least successful.
He's prepared for this his whole life.
Curls, kissy-faces, and Adam Levine’s self-congratulatory fist-pump.
From I will never eat again to I will eat everything, all the time.
Things we've gleaned from his new commercial for Kmart.
"It almost seemed like they were kidding, but they weren't, so that's cool."
Behati Prinsloo, you're the charm.
You may continue watching The Voice, patriots.
Never forget the fun we had during the blind auditions.
Plus: Working with Adam Levine is like watching Magic Mike, per Andy Samberg, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
A show that felt way better than it actually was.