Everything would have been sooooo different.
She does a Boston accent.
The Girls cast have uncovered the secret to the "no makeup" makeup look.
Which she cannot follow, thanks to Lena Dunham.
The first batch of spring 2014 looks to be released into the wild.
Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, and Shoshanna, just as they always were.
"It’s almost as if we skipped [Marnie's] third season."
"Nose rings? No. We're Jewish."
Sarah Jessica Parker, Anne Hathaway, Allison Williams, and other women who looked both awesome and on-theme (somehow).
Twenty-six photos culled from social media.
Is Marnie Michaels going to be cast in some sort of alternate-world Michael Bay film?
She wore it in the last episode, too.
The show's hairstylists discuss season two's elaborate chignons, bedheads, and pigtails.
"I’m a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints."
It's not better or faster or stronger.
Marnie wore Rag & Bone.