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It may look like this member of FDNY Engine 245 is smiling as he soaps up Suzie the Ringling Brothers Elephant, but in reality it is a grimace of pain.
There are Leviathans off our coast making music. They've got to be singing catchy tunes, right? Maybe with a smooth jazz beat?
Molly the cow moves out to the country, is already in a relationship.
A cow escaped from the slaughterhouse in Queens, and has made her way to sweet freedom!
This one was near Coney Island. They're surrounding us!
God, just what we need. First pirates, and now LEVIATHANS.
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