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Bad Signs

  1. the chain gang
    McDonald’s Finally Deals With the Fact That Its Burgers Kinda SuckThe chain is trying to process that only one in five millennials has ever tried a Big Mac.
    By Clint Rainey
  2. Bad Signs
    Donald Trump’s Face Miraculously Appeared in Butter“I’m just tired of seeing his face everywhere. And I open up my butter and there he is.”
    By Clint Rainey
  3. Bad Signs
    Famed East Village Dive Manitoba’s May Be ‘Forced to Close’The fate of punk-rock night hangs in the balance.
    By Hugh Merwin
  4. Bad Signs
    People Are Already Parodying That McDonald’s Golden Globes“Try our new crap.”
    By Clint Rainey
  5. Bad Signs
    Icelandair Apologized for Serving a Vodka and Stout Liqueur Cocktail CalledTweeting that it was “simply scrumptious” probably didn’t help things much.
    By Hugh Merwin
  6. Bad Signs
    A Café Unwisely Told Moms to Go Breast-feed in the BathroomIt said it had “a chair nearby which can be taken inside” for convenience.
    By Clint Rainey
  7. Bad Signs
    Bonnie Slotnick Cookbooks Will CloseThe shop’s proprietor says she is determined to reopen elsewhere.
    By Hugh Merwin
  8. Bad Signs
    City’s ‘First Bar for Pregnant Women’ Is, Thankfully, Just aTheir marketing concepts should have gestated a little longer.
    By Hugh Merwin
  9. Closings
    Bryant Park T.G.I. Friday’s Is Closing, Union Square Friday’s Is NextThe Endless Appetizers are coming to an end, basically two weekends from now.
    By Hugh Merwin
  10. Bad Signs
    Why Did NYC Fine Saltie for This Totally Normal Sign?“You are only allowed to use 18” of space extending from your storefront. Any sandwich boards or planters beyond that are illegal.”
    By Hugh Merwin
  11. Bad Signs
    Restaurant Swears It Didn’t Pick Penis Logo on Purpose Even Though Anyone“There’s no way it was unintentional.”
    By Clint Rainey
  12. Bad Signs
    Philly Bar Employee Fired for Posting Domestic Violence ‘Joke’ onNow he’s out of a job.
    By Hugh Merwin
  13. T.G.I.M.
    Union Square TGI Fridays’ Days May Be NumberedThe long weekend may be coming to an end.
    By Hugh Merwin
  14. Bad Signs
    McDonald’s Japan Store Very Sorry It Posted Sign Barring Homeless PeopleMake sure you shower before you go eat the chain’s industrially processed food.
    By Hugh Merwin
  15. Racist Ribs
    Arkansas Restaurant Posts Racist Sign Calling Affordable Care ActThe owner of Smokin’ Joe’s Ribhouse is in hot water.
    By Hugh Merwin